Sex and Death 101 is about a man played by The Devil Wears Prada’s Simon Baker, who is introduced as having everything. He is successful, handsome and is about to get married, when one day, his assistant opens an e-mail which contains a list of all the girls he has slept with, but more importantly, all the girls he will ever sleep with. Soon enough Baker’s character starts obsessing over the list. He breaks up with his fiancé and embarks on a quest to sleep with all the girls on it as quickly as possible, in order to find out what happens in the end. His sexcapade is outrageous, absurd and often repetitive. I mean, this movie has no limits or any sense of subtlety. We are talking about sex on a swing with two lesbians who are filming a reality show, to accidentally sleeping with a porn star’s dying mother, to a fast food joint called ‘Swallows’… Trust me, the list can go on for pages.
Granted, a lot of you reading this might be thinking this movie sounds great… it isn’t. It’s not a gross out and explicit film like American Pie, and it isn’t a sexy film either… Oddly enough it resembles more a romantic comedy than anything else. The whole movie is narrated from beginning to end by Baker’s character. Usually voice-over narration is a pretty good sign of weak writing, but this one makes it sound like the movie is ripped right out of a bad Dawson’s Creek episode. You know, the over-the-top sarcasm meant to be witty but that ultimately is just annoying… To add insult to injury, the movie feels like a collage of under-produced skits, that in the end make the movie feel disjointed and boring. Noticed how I still haven’t mentioned Wynona Ryder yet?
Wynona Ryder plays a character named Death Nell. She is a vigilante who targets womanizing men by luring them into her web of seduction and killing them. Sounds great in writing. Sounds like the part I have been longing to see her in for years now. Sadly her part is merely an elongated cameo. You hear about her in newspaper headlines and television news reports more than you actually see her, and when you do see her, you never see her in action. She’s just standing around staring at pictures of herself. Ryder is justifiably uninspired in the whole 10 minutes of screen time she is given, and a complete waste, while on the other hand Baker is on screen running around like a headless chicken so much that you end up hating him and wishing him dead… Especially when you reach the ending and realize that it all amounts to absolutely nothing. It’s almost like the movie had too much to handle, and made all the wrong choices.
Sex and Death 101 is one of those movies based on a good idea with great potential, but ultimately, that’s all it’s got going for itself: a great idea. The script is irritating, the acting is over-the-top, the music is so cheesy it’s nauseating and the production is rehashed and cheap. I strongly believed that Sex and Death 101 would have made an incredible sitcom though. It has all it needs to be a great anecdotal situation comedy, but should have definitely been given more thought before being made into a full-length feature. In the meantime, I am still waiting for your close-up Ms Ryder.
Review by Ralph Arida