After they discover a mysterious pyramid buried under the ice in Antarctica, Weyland Industries goons go around the world to recruit adventurers and experts, “Giant-Size X-Men #1”-style. Amongst the lot is Italian archeologist Sebastian de…
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FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Lila Lipscomb is a proud American. She might live in Flint, Michigan, one of the poorest towns in the United States, she might not have enough money to send her kids to college, but she…
SONNY CHIBA: SAMURAI
Following the release of Sonny Chiba: Street Fighter, the hacks at Vintage Home Entertainment offer us this new three-flicks-squeezed-unto-a-single-DVD. I don’t mind the cheap cover and utter absence of special features, and even the full screen…
HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
That’s Harry Potter? My, he’s so tall, low-voiced, strong… Dangerous. His getting back at his old bitchy aunt early in the film is played for laughs, but I found it creepy. The little wizard is…
MEAN GIRLS
I love girls. Really, I love them, which is a good thing because this movie is all about them, what makes them so lovable but also all those little things they do that threaten to…
THE PUNISHER
This is the 15th anniversary re-release of the 1989 action classic that starred respected Swedish thespian Dolph Lundgren, beloved by North American audiences for his soulful portrayal of He-Man in “Masters of the Universe” and…
ENCINO MAN
Bud-dy! Aren’t bad movies cool sometimes? This film is so much of a dud, yet it’s enjoyable in a sneaky way. You know it’s gonna be stupid, and it is, but you still grin through…