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LITTLE CHILDREN

Okay, that’s it: I’m calling a moratorium right here, right now on people saying Kate Winslet is anything but damn hot. That, and just about the best actress in film today, but you already knew that, right? What you may not acknowledge if you’ve been brainwashed by fashion magazines and/or you’re an idiot is what a total sex bomb she is. She’s not fat or plump or…

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DARKMAN

Sam Raimi is one of my favorite filmmakers, and if you ask me, “Darkman” is his masterpiece. It ain’t as funny and over the top as his “Evil Dead” trilogy, but it’s clever, intense and surprisingly affecting. It proves that Raimi is as good a director when it comes to psychological stuff that we know he is with action sequences. The film stars Liam Neeson as a scientist…

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Gran Torino

Retired and recently widowed, Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood) kills time by drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon on his porch, groaning and giving the neighbors mean looks. For you see, he’s one of the only white guys left in the Detroit ghetto he calls home, which is now heavily populated by Hmong immigrants, whom the unashamedly bigoted old man doesn’t shy away from calling barbarians, chinks, zipperheads,…

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TWELVE MONKEYS

Movie Infos Title: Twelve Monkeys Year: 1996 Director: Terry Gilliam Writer: David Peoples, Janet Peoples Starring: Bruce Willis Brad Pitt Madeleine Stowe Christopher Plummer … Time: 129 min. Genre: Drama / Thriller / Sci-Fi The more I see this film, the more I’m impressed by it. I love movies that are rich and complex, filled with different layers of reading. At first, you could think…

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LOST AND DELIRIOUS

Movie Infos Title: Lost and Delirious Year: 2001 Director: Léa Pool Writer: Judith Thompson  Is this a Hollywood film, or is this a French Canadian film? Director Léa Pool is from Québec, as is one of the young starlets, Jessica Paré, and the film was shot in the Eastern Townships of la Belle Province. Yet it’s shot in English with some US money and the…

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SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS

If IKEA made movies, they might look something like this: a big bunch of prefabricated parts that not so obviously fit together. Todd Phillips and his his co-writer Scott Armstrong (who also worked together on the hilarious Old School, the pretty fun “Road Trip” and the lame Starsky & Hutch) seem to have set out to do not so much a remake of the 1960 British comedy with which it shares…

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The Rundown

In the opening scene, The Rock walks through a trendy nightclub, on his way to beating the shit out of the entire offensive line of a NFL team, when Arnold Schwarzenegger passes him by and says: “Have fun.” The implications of this cameo are obvious: the Austria Oak is not getting any younger and someone needs to take on putting foot to ass on the…

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WHAT A GIRL WANTS

Movie Infos Title: What a Girl Wants Year: 2003 Director: Dennie Gordon Once in a while a film critic finds himself attracted to the unlikeliest movies. Tonight, I could have been watching some well-regarded foreign language release or maybe an innovative independent film or even something lowbrow like the latest John McTiernan or Chris Rock’s directorial debut. Anything but this sugary comedy targeted squarely at…

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AMERICAN PSYCHO

The Bret Easton Ellis novel that inspired it was already contro- versial, and this film adaptation is certainly one of the most talked about movies of the year. As a picture about a psychotic, confused murderer set in the greedy Wall Street world of the 80s, “American Psycho” could be seen as a cross between Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho and Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of Vanities”….

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SPIDER-MAN

Movie Infos Title: Spider-Man Rating: Year: 2002 Director: Sam Raimi   The Hype (feel free to skip to my review) Screw the “Star Wars” prequels, this is the movie I’ve been waiting for nearly all my life! I actually remember the time some 7 or 8 years ago when, as a comic book reading and drawing geek, I read somewhere that James Cameron wanted to…

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