YOU’VE GOT MAIL

Movie Infos Title: You’ve Got Mail Year: 1998 Director: Nora Ephron Writer: Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron Starring: Tom Hanks Meg Ryan Parker Posey Greg Kinnear Jean Stapleton … Time: 119 min. Genre: Comedy / Romance I’m such a chick sometimes… I’m a total sucker for romantic comedies. I also love big dumb action flicks, raunchy comedies and gritty dramas, but I still have a soft…

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SPANGLISH

By most accounts, people are having a tough time accepting TĆ©a Leoni’s character in “Spanglish” and her utter lack of redeeming qualities. Furthermore, many wonder why Adam Sandler’s character stands by her in spite of all her self-centered tantrums. I’ll offer my 2 cents. The way I see it, John Clansky (Sandler) is the kind of guy who’s never been all that smooth with the…

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OCEAN’S TWELVE

Why does every other movie have to get a sequel? As a child of the ā€˜80s, I do cherish theĀ Indiana Jones,Ā Lethal WeaponĀ andĀ Back to The FutureĀ series (among others), and just this year there were at least two sequels that outdone their predecessors (“Spidey 2” and “Before Sunset” if you’re keeping count), but in most cases this is a recipe for disaster. I loved the hell out…

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Black Swan

One of the central themes of ā€œBlack Swanā€ is the notion that perfection is not necessarily just about getting every step right. To become transcendent, you have to let go at some point and to accept to get lost, because thatā€™s the only way to surprise both yourself and the audience. This is the challenge facing Natalie Portmanā€˜s character Nina, a ballerina desperate to star…

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DESPERADO

Movie Infos Title: Desperado Rating: Year: 1995 Director: Robert Rodriguez   If “El Mariachi” was Robert Rodriguez’ “A Fistul of Dollars”, this is his “For a Few Dollars More”… Actually, 6 993 000 dollars more! How do you say… Ah yes: Antonio Banderas reprises the role of El Mariachi (first played by Carlos Gallardo, who cameos as one of Banderas’ “bandmates”). Here you’ve got a…

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The School of Rock

Hereā€™s the deal, Iā€™m a little hungover today. Does that mean that Iā€™m drunk? No, that means I was drunk yesterday. Anyway, I went to this Battle of the Bands show and saw the craziest act, School of Rock I think it was called. You shoulda seen it, all these little brats burning up the stageā€¦ Theyā€™re with a substitute teacher, and you know who…

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HOTEL RWANDA

What a day. Hardships, cruel twists of fate, but also the kindness of strangers. You see, I got this call from FedEx saying they weren’t able to deliver a package because they didn’t have the code to be buzzed into my apartment building. I figured that going to them might be less complicated, but how wrong I was! An hour of subway and bus to…

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Almost Famous

  Every critic praised this film. Thereā€™s been almost endless talk of it being a frontrunner for the next Academy Awards, of it being the best film of the year, of it being this yearā€™s ā€œAmerican Beautyā€. Hereā€™s what Iā€™m saying: donā€™t get too hyped. Yes, Cameron Croweā€˜s follow-up to the wildly successful ā€œJerry Maguireā€ is insightful, often hilarious, beautifully crafted, touching and wonderfully acted…

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KINSEY

I masturbate every day. I’ve had premarital sex. I’ve had sex with multiple partners. I’ve had sex with younger women, older women, skinny women, chubby women, passive women, aggressive women… I’ve kissed dudes. I fucked a pony. Kidding! Seriously, sex has played a large part in my life, as it has with every man and woman that ever lived. Then why aren’t we more open…

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SIDEWAYS

Miles (Paul Giamatti) is a struggling writer who makes ends meet by teaching 8th grade English. Or he’s an 8th grade English teacher with pipe dreams of being a writer. I mean, when does your day job become your job-job? Take me, I got the video store and a newspaper I freelance for and this website, of course, but is that that for the long…

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