Stuck on You

I love every single Farrelly brothers flick. There, I said it. Wait, did I say ā€œloveā€? Thatā€™s actually not true anymore. ā€œStuck on Youā€ ainā€™t crap on a stick, but I unfortunately donā€™t love it either. Like the brosā€™ previous outings, itā€™s got much good spirit and heart, but it just ainā€™t that enjoyable. Walt (Greg Kinnear) and Bob Tenor (Matt Damon) are conjoined twins…

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ADAPTATION

Movie Infos Title: Adaptation Year: 2002 Director: Spike Jonze Writer: Charlie and Donald Kaufman “I don’t have an original thought in my head. I am old. I am fat. I am bald. I am repulsive. I have never lived. I blame myself. I –“ Thus begins our descent into the neurotic psyche of Charlie Kaufman, a Hollywood screenwriter who’s adapting Susan Orlean‘s “The Orchid Thief”…

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Rocky Balboa

I love great, transcendent cinema (obviously), but I also love watching good old movie-movies. ā€œRaging Bullā€? Genius. Rocky IV? Dumb as a brick, but ridiculously entertaining! In other words, I was totally psyched to see Sylvester Stallone don the Italian Stallionā€™s trunks one last time, for my own guilty pleasure. I expected the film to be ridiculous, which it kind of is. I expected it…

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Nouveau CinƩma 2008

Afterschool (Antonio Campos)92Fuck. Mike Dā€™Angelo wasnā€™t kidding. In less than three minutes, this movie has already just about perfectly encapsulated in one little montage of various footage how, in this era where seemingly everything is being filmed then streamed online, every aspect of the human experience, from the cutest (a baby giggling, a cat playing piano) to the most sordid (Sadam Husseinā€™s hanging, porno actresses…

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TOY STORY

Movie Infos Title: Toy Story Year: 1995 Director: John Lasseter Writer: John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter, Joe Ranft, Alec Sokolow, Joss Whedon, Joel Cohen, Alec Starring: Tom Hanks Tim Allen Don Rickles Annie Potts John Ratzenberger … Time: 81 min. Genre: Animation / Family / Comedy / Fantasy “Toy Story” is not only a spectacular technical achievement but also a compelling story full of…

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

(random thoughts) love love love pain pain pain forget the painā€¦ forget the love? Ok, so where do we start? This is one of those elusive movies that are utterly original, brilliant and complex. I can easily see myself writing thousands of words and not nearly be done with it, but what good would that do? Further down the line, a rambling, chuck-full-oā€™-spoilers piece might…

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Swingers

This independent hit movie is good, real good. Itā€™s about a guy who broke up with his long time girlfriend 6 months ago. Now, he lives in LA. With his swinging buddies, he tries to find work and love. Whatā€™s great about this film is that itā€™s totally original. Usually, in Gen X movies, the characters are losers, clerks, mallrats and other misfits with no…

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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

Whether you like his movies or not, youā€™ve got to be impressed by Robert Rodriguezā€™ drive. In barely a decade, heā€™s written, produced, directed, etc. two whole trilogies (not to mention From Dusk Till Dawn, The Faculty, the best of the Four Rooms and the made-for-TV ā€œRoadracersā€). Iā€™m personally fonder of his ā€œEl Mariachiā€ flicks, but the Spy Kids movies have been fun tooā€¦ until…

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Chuck and Buck

Hereā€™s an odd film: a heartfelt, sweet and funny little story about a coming of age better late than never, itā€™s also the disturbing tale of a pathetic gay sociopath and the man he stalks. Odd blend for sure, sort of like ā€œForrest Gumpā€ meets ā€œThe Talented Mr. Ripleyā€. Mike White (who also wrote the script) stars as Buck, a funny looking 27 year old…

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WORLD’S GREATEST DAD

That corny title, the fact that it starsĀ Robin WilliamsĀ and the boy from the “Spy Kids” movies, the sentimental opening narration accompanied by syrupy music… At first, I was like what the hell, didĀ Bobcat GoldthwaitĀ really write and direct this Disneyfied tripe? Of course, that impression only lasted about two minutes, after which I was hit by the barrage of foul language, sexual kinks and various instances…

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