Jack Slater is one badass LAPD cop. Built like an oak with an attitude to match, he beats up thugs by the dozen, can hit any little thing with his guns and make it instantly explode, and can get out of any deadly situation without a scratch. Heck, he’s the kind of action hero you see in movies. And what do you know, he’s actually…
Dumb & Dumber
Intelligent movies are great, no doubt about that. Some films are masterpieces that won’t be forgotten. But when you go to the movies, sometimes you just wanna have fun. And well, the big guys in Hollywood know that, so they produce and sell entertainment. These flicks can be inane and stupid, but if they’re fun to watch, wh complain? You shouldn’t evaluate an action movie…
CLERKS II
The opening of Kevin Smith‘s latest directorial effort perfectly recreates the ultra-indie B&W; look of the original, but it soon fires up into color, “Wizard of Oz”-style. The opening also quickly takes care of moving the action away from the Quick Stop and setting up the central theme of the film. “Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom’s home?” That’s right,…
DEEP IMPACT
If there’s one thing that I hate, even more than a bad film, it’s a movie that doesn’t assume itself. Like, this film is pretty much a big budget excuse to display special FX of a meteor destroying a big part of America. But for some reason, instead of playing it like it is, director Mimi Leder tries to make a “good” film by putting…
A SCANNER DARKLY
I’m a big fan of Richard Linklater’s movies in general and Waking Life in particular, so I had great expectations for his return to the “interpolated rotoscoping” animation process he put to amazing use in his 2001 dreams-within-dreams flick. Alas “A Scanner Darkly”, while visually arresting and not devoid of enticing ideas, is confusing, repetitive and pretty much a bummer. I’m aware that this is probably intentional: it’s fitting…
THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON
I know some folks who look upon documentaries with barely hidden contempt, sometimes judging them to not even qualify as cinema. If all-talking-heads pieces are your only frame of reference, I guess I could see why you would dismiss non-fiction. But that would be depriving yourself of not only some of the greatest stories ever put on film, as reality is often more extraordinary than…
SUPERMAN RETURNS
Was he ever really gone? Sure, the film franchise has been inactive for almost 20 years, but the Man of Steel has been going strong in comic books uninterruptedly since 1938 and he’s starred in many animated series and live action TV shows, notably the ongoing Smallville. In any case, the big guy is back on the big screen and he’s as great as he’s ever…
CLICK
We all know the Adam Sandler formula by now. It doesn’t matter if he’s returning to school, becoming a golfer, singing at weddings, playing football, taking care of a brat, trying to save Satan, learning to play the harmonium, fending off opportunists after his fortune, dealing with an insane anger management instructor, dating an amnesiac or whatnot. In every case, it comes down to a…
Eraser
Schwarzenegger plays John Kruger, a secret service agent who’s in charge of erasing people’s identity. If a witness in a Mob trial is in danger, Kruger makes sure they won’t get to the people by feigning their deaths and giving them new lives. As the film begins, Kruger has to take care of a very high profile client (played by gorgeous Vanessa Williams). An employee…
CARS
After playing the role of a talking motorcycle in Heat Vision and Jack (an hilarious but rejected TV pilot), Owen Wilson now lends his Texas surfer-dude drawl to a race car in the latest production from Pixar. Specializing themselves in the anthropomorphism of everything from toys (Toy Story) to bugs (“A Bug’s Life”) and fish (Finding Nemo), the famed but slightly overrated animation studios give the same…